dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

“Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.”

Kid in my lit class (via stalkedprincess)

fotojournalismus:

A boy with his body covered in red paint poses for a portrait during the Santo Domingo festivities in Managua, Nicaragua on Aug. 4, 2014. (Esteban Felix/AP)

fotojournalismus:

A boy with his body covered in red paint poses for a portrait during the Santo Domingo festivities in Managua, Nicaragua on Aug. 4, 2014. (Esteban Felix/AP)

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

“I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

– THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

noelbadgespugh:

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noelbadgespugh:

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“I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.”

– The Khool Haus (via thekhoolhaus)